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I’m the leap frog/ballerina. Eric is the static cling. :)
i’m a leap frog = ]
i’m definitely a leap frong. except when im able to sleep with my boy i am most def “the static cling”
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want this now.
(817): i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side![]()
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Half of My Heart - John Mayer (featuring Taylor Swift)
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.” He is 22. FML
(570): jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.![]()
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML
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